A few more (I’ll just make these up):
Murderer of 89-year-old pensioner pleads for reduced sentence: “I was just trying to save taxpayers money”
Firefighters: “It seemed best to let polluting plastics factory burn down; two owners only people trapped inside”
Tobacco companies shift marketing to appeal to welfare recipients; offers lottery tickets in specially marked cigarette cartons
Anger mounts against the 1%: French vintners justify addition of lead and arsenic to premier cru exports
Feds promote “coaxing” auto buyers into “greener” new vehicles by lifting regs: “Combustion engines may combust and safety cannot be guaranteed; new official policy is caveat emptor”
The demands of health care rationing under ACA: “self-inflicted” conditions such as obesity, high blood pressure, diabetes to be considered “low treatment priority”; preserve resources for “non-complicit” patients
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