Last month, I wrote an entry concerning the “Bro-Choice” movement entitled The Antithesis of Manhood. Today it becomes a series, and this is the second installment.
Thanks to a group of vapid milquetoast male juveniles hosting a website euphemistically named “Return of Kings”, and an article entitled “How to Convince a Girl to Get an Abortion“, we have this steaming nugget of offensive tripe:
How The “Hail Mary” Works
You need to bring up the subject of abortion with every ounce of verbal finesse and situation-appropriate sensitivity. You should sound as sincere as possible and tell her that you want her to be the mother of your children one day, but that now is not the right time to start a family. Explain you want to wait until you are further along in your career/life goals and you can afford to give your future family all the comforts of life you cannot deliver today. Finally, explain if she has the abortion now, you will be able to plan your lives together so that everything is perfect. Then, after she agrees and has the abortion, dump her. It’s called a “hail mary” in part because of its difficulty to execute, so if you stay with her post-abortion and she becomes pregnant again you’re really f………
And that’s only the first strategy. The standard of indecency is elevated for the woman who isn’t just a casual hookup, but is more of a “girlfriend” (i.e., lets a guy fall on top of her more than once or twice), because she gets treated to “The A$$#*%e Method”:
You need to channel your inner cold, unforgiving, unapologetic a$$#*%e nature, as nothing less will suffice. You must not ask, but rather tell her to get an abortion because if she refuses this child will be a bastard.
This is what becomes of a society of “men” who have squandered their cherished freedoms and forgotten their sacred duties. I’ll wager that very few of these so-called “masculine men” actually had a father playing an active role in their lives. These guys actually think what they are describing constitutes “masculine” behavior. That means they do not know how to actually be men.
Finally, maybe you’re bored with the “tried and true” options, in which case you can employ the “Wildcard Method”:
If an ultrasound finds that the child has a developmental problem like autism, many couples choose to abort. You can use this knowledge to your advantage because you can tell the girl that a rare genetic disease is common in your family…..
…..And that smell? The disgusting odor wafting in the air? That is the hot fetid stench of the decayed and rotting Sexual Revolution. Congratulations to all who made it possible. It took a lot of effort to get to this point, but with a lot of teamwork, synergies and strategic partnerships, we’re here! It won’t be long until the last prize is finally realized: the abolition of the age of consent.
This isn’t real freedom being exercised; this is licentiousness. Real freedom is choosing the good. Not the feelgood of the moment. Not the temporary and passing pleasure of a “consequence-free” sexual act with someone who has been objectified to the point of being rendered practically faceless.
There are always consequences. The principal one here is the impending total loss of freedom. If freedom is no longer exercised in order to choose the good, it no longer exists at all, because it isn’t really freedom. It’s slavery.
That’s why laws that make sinful acts legal are so detrimental to society. Legality has a way of becoming the lowest common denominator for morality, and the consequence is plainly seen throughout modern culture. We can become enslaved by laws that remove actual freedom while permitting and encouraging the pursuit of our base passions.
To the flaccid, weak-willed, more-teletubbies-than-actual-men at “Return of the Kings” I say: a “masculine man” does not deceive. Does not cheat to get his way. Does not disrespect a woman. Does not abuse or belittle the disabled. Does not aid or abet the killing of his offspring. Even as satire (and I’m not sure you mean this to be satire), the garbage that you exude is the supreme antithesis of anything approaching a scintilla of authentic manhood. You win the gold star for today.
I’m sorry you make it so easy.
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